Kempire

gradientlair:

christel-thoughts:

When you see me show me your bachelors, show me your masters. That’s the best thing you can do for me, as my fan.

YAAAAASS NICKI. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS

i haven’t found the source video yet.

I love the way Nicki encourages people with education. I’ve seen her ask about report cards on Twitter and tell young people to bring their C’s up to B’s and B’s up to A’s. And this quote is too awesome. ❤

cosima-thegeekmonkey-isalive:

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon meeting their doppelganger.

*clone club laughs in the distance*

The adventures of a cute little doodle!  by ELYXtroqman | Instagram

Here is “ELYX“, a cute little doodle wandering through Paris, France as well as various parts of the world through the sketchbook of YAK, its creator, who draws his mascot for more than 3 years! Some adorable, funny and creative adventures to follow on his Instagram account or on his website: ELYX.

probablylexi:

poochcrew:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

OH MY GODDDDDD

probablylexi:

poochcrew:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

OH MY GODDDDDD

rexuality:

I can know a shit ton on a subject and be very passionate about it but if someone asks me about it out of the blue I feel unprepared

like damn ima need some time. i need to take notes, make an outline, an essay and a speech and a haiku and a powerpoint presentation with cool transitions to present to you. can you give me like a week to prepare i need to get this right

boilerdang-chuckleface:

killervanilla:

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

Confuse, don’t abuse ;)

MY NEW MOTTO

ak47news:


"We have a very deep connection, and it’s hard to have friendships in this town. We have a mutual respect for each other, professionally and personally. And we’re also sexually attracted to each other. That’s another kind of layer of our relationship."

— Aubrey Plaza, talking about her “BFF” Anna Kendrick in the NY Times.

ak47news:

"We have a very deep connection, and it’s hard to have friendships in this town. We have a mutual respect for each other, professionally and personally. And we’re also sexually attracted to each other. That’s another kind of layer of our relationship."

— Aubrey Plaza, talking about her “BFF” Anna Kendrick in the NY Times.

I hope she’s a lesbian.
Me (about every cute girl ever)
When penises appear on your dash: