Kempire

tramtheram:

It’s amazing how often Donna is needed to tell the Doctor to stop. It makes me wonder what would have happened had she seen eleven during some episodes.

The Doctor doesn’t need a gaggle of women who basically step aside and let him do whatever beacause they have a fucking crush on him.

He needs someone to yell out “oi! Spaceman you stop it right now or i’ll slap you so hard you won’t need a tardis to see tomorrow!”

Or the quiet voice of reason that says “that’s enough, you can stop now.”

cupcakeinthetardis:

dancing-timelord:

theassincas:





JUST. LOOK. AT. DRACO’S. FACE.

#omg she punched my boyfriend.

#damn i’d love to tie up harry like that aw ye- WHAT THE FUCK GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BOYFRIEND


i don’t ship drarry but i like relationship they have and i feel like this actually does speak volumes. because when harry’s just getting yelled at and berated, draco still thinks it’s funny, but when she actually hits him, he’s shocked and it’s not so funny to watch anymore

thankyou fellow non-darryian

Thank you non-drarryian’s for recognizing that Draco cares.

cupcakeinthetardis:

dancing-timelord:

theassincas:

JUST. LOOK. AT. DRACO’S. FACE.

#omg she punched my boyfriend.

#damn i’d love to tie up harry like that aw ye- WHAT THE FUCK GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BOYFRIEND

i don’t ship drarry but i like relationship they have and i feel like this actually does speak volumes. because when harry’s just getting yelled at and berated, draco still thinks it’s funny, but when she actually hits him, he’s shocked and it’s not so funny to watch anymore

thankyou fellow non-darryian

Thank you non-drarryian’s for recognizing that Draco cares.

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

my-dear-psychopath:

These are probably the best things ever.

EVER.

pulsecrow:

countsassmaster:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.

That is not the intended use sir

pulsecrow:

countsassmaster:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.

That is not the intended use sir

shinynyasupa:

iisarin:

shinynyasupa:

princesslinkk:

shinynyasupa:

How long does it take to grow a lesbian

5-6 business days

Thank you i can finally start my garden

What just happened here

Agriculture

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

f-romanoff-13:

agentdarcy:

friendly reminder that there’s a cut scene in Thor that while the Destroyer is blowing shit up, Darcy runs into the pet store to save all the animals and give them to people leaving the town

as things are being set on fire around her, she talks to the dog, telling him I  won’t let the big scary monster step on you,  and names it Baker

image

Why was this cut? I need that scene in the film!

this would literally be me in any huge disaster